"they're (MTV germany) playing a live metallica concert and i've got lots of beer and am getting drink in my hotel room alone, come to paris plZ"
someone take me to bffles in paris.
- julia claire
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- "Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see an Asian woman giving a hand job to a javelina, nothing else in the world seems crazy."