Bf: did wesley save the princess?
Me: he always does. how come you never save me from oversized rodents in the fire swamp.
Bf: how come you didn't pine for me that time when you thought I was lost at sea and returned as a masked avenger?????
Me: i did pine for you. obviously.
Bf: I NEEEEVERRR KNEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
i've always wanted to be with someone who knows the princess bride as well as i do. haha
Good Morning.
xo
- julia claire
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- "Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see an Asian woman giving a hand job to a javelina, nothing else in the world seems crazy."
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does ryan have the same mustache as that dreamboat?
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