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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

incase anyone thought otherwise...

i'm alive!
and actually doing quite well.
Amongst the insanity that is life these days ( My alternative lego life, WoW, Coconut Curry, a very high 19 year old alex getting mugged on his way to buy "house bunny") , i have indirectly managed to make my life fucking awesome by nothing other than existing.
Upon one of my most recent trips to the differin mall last night, i found myself with an increasingly irritating need to urinate as i browsed the picked over shoe sections of Winners. I don't know how anyone else feels about public bathrooms, but i hate them.
And i really hate them, when some asshole decides to clog ALL of the toilets with as much paper towel as they can get their grubby little wanna-be thug life hands on.
When one walks into one bathroom stall after another seeing nothing but THIS, over and over and over again, it not only brings out my deep seeded rage for idiotic teenage rebellion, but it arises a few very key questions.
If infact, you do feel the need to lash out on society, put a little inconvenience into a perfect strangers day... why in a public washroom? what happened to you in your formative years that you thought, "i'm going to clog all the toilets at the mall today" was a way at getting even? and at the dufferin mall? where half the people there are so low brow that they will just shit and piss in it anyway and leave it for some poor caretaker to unclog 20 minutes later. seems like a whole lot of work for the inconvenience of one poor middle aged woman trying to make a living cleaning public washrooms.
I guess i just wish people would get a little more creative.

I'M BORED OF YOUR STUNTS. AND OVERSIZED GOLD EARRINGS.


YES. EVEN YOU MEAGAN GOOD, MISS OBLIGATORY HOT BLACK CHICK.

anyway, in searching for my clogged toilet picture... i came across this. i don't know what to say about it, and i don't really know if i should laugh or cry, but i want one. either to cuddle and take baths with or to save from a life of complete and total embarassment.




Good luck little buddy. Try not to wind up clusterfucked! (clusterfuck :
Complete pandemonium, often the result of
strokery. Diving on the wrong day with the wrong equipment and the wrong attitude. American. See incident pit. )

i'll leave "incident pit" for another day.
xo

4 comments:

JENGILLEN said...

"i'm going to clog all the toilets at the mall today" reminds me of jerry seinfelds skit on why theres those handsensor taps instead of real taps "what, are we just gonna go crazy and turn them all on? LOOK AT ALL THIS WATER GUYS ! ALL THE WATER IS ON !!"

alexandra said...

what server do you play on?

julia claire said...

BLOODSCALP! ALEX! DO YOU WoW?!

alexandra said...

recently just quit!
i played on laughing skull.
level 67 rogue before expansion.
can`t afford that shit anymore and it bums me out sooooo hard :(
i`ve been playing since last year