dead weight.

"I dipped a cat toy in chicken bouillon and lionel is being the cutest ever!".

someone needs to fix jens leg. soon.

SO i got a noogie from my 60 year old boss on friday.
a noogie.
i almost got fired. for, i'm not really sure what... apparently i just walked in at the worst possible time after sleeping in. but i called. and she was fine so that wasn't the reason.
And then at lunch i got a paycheque, and a noogie, and an "it'll get better."
rediculous.

I have been staying up until ungodly hours of the night/morning with Jen playing this completely awesome Indiana Jones Lego game. i think Annie sending her an X-box was one othe best/worst things to ever happen to our lives. life. hahahaha
My cell phone is still broken. and i don't have money to get a new one yet. Just incase any of you have tried to get a hold of me and couldn't. or thought i was ignoring you.

I'm covered in sparkles from doing all these stupid christmas cards. my desk is covered. my phone is covered. my face is covered.
worst.
I don't hate christmas, but i hate most things christmas related.
Anyway, i feel like this month, and this comming year could be a huge huge turning point in my life. i don't want to jinx anything, but i feel like i'm about to get so good. or maybe life is about to get so good and i'm going to stay shitty....
jaykayjaykay.

+'s
getting my own place
decorating my own place
laptop for christmas...maybe
furniture shopping
tattoos saturday
melly friday

-'s
mizzin' u


xo

LOL

Soooo for the past three mornings i've been comming into work to GIANT like.. 15 MB e-mails from my mom who i guess has come into the 20th century and discovered lolcats.
If it was anyone else, these e-mails would be recieved with a groan and some sort of comment like "yeaaaah it's spelled wrong i get itttt". but because it's my mom it's pretty much the most adorable thing ever.

"these are so CUTE!"
"got these ones too, aren't they funny?"
"Found more! lol have a great day!"

my mom is the most awesome being on the planet. and yes she lol's.

Too bad i hate mexican food more than anything in the entire world.
Except for maybe the current lack of MASH UPS in my life. (jen gillen i'm looking at you.....)

xo

can't sleep, clowns'll eat me.

can't sleep, cat will eat my feet.
....i don't want to talk about it.

yesterday i had serious Vik hangouts. the Dufferin mall is so culture.... but he got his Fukudome shirt and i didn't find anything to wear to my TIFF party on wednesday. We ventured all the way to Yorkdale, which i haven't been to in forever, to shop for about 40 minutes. good times.
On our way to pick up Bee from work some homeless man called me a dyke for not giving him a cigarette. i was pissed for about 2 seconds and then it was just funny.

i'm so tired right now i can't even think straight.
I found two belmont reguars in my pack of belmont extra lights today. now, whats the big deal? the big deal is i've already smoked a bunch of them. and it makes me wonder if there were more, and if this is some weird tobacco conspiracy to make me more addicted to cigarettes. (eventhough i'm not addicted to cigarettes.... but from an average persons perspective this might be irritating.)
and it's not like i've never smoked the regulars, i just find it sneaky.
i hate sneaks.

so there's this married couple that take the bus to st clair together every morning..(well, he goes to st clair and she goes to dufferin station). they're a little nerdy and a lot indie rock and both fairly young, but they actually make my heart melt everytime i see them. Everytime she looks at him it makes me feel like they're on a first date, because she always seems to be totally swooning. it's precious.
i'm actually the biggest hopeless romantic at heart. and seeing people like those two give me hope that maybe i wont be alone for all eternity.

Anyway, tomorrow should be interesting. (terror, DBD, warriors....)
I'd rather just hang out with you but long weekends mean you have no life. (thanks for the phone call though)
i want to go away right now.
i'd appreciate if you took your snark remarks elsewhere.
and you should stop wasting your time on people who don't deserve it.

xo

obnoxious

this weekend was interesting.
to say the least.

in the span of two days and one night i have done the following:
-gotten to know someone a little better
-gone for brunch
-gotten a cat
-watched entirely too many movies
-written a suprisingly long short story from start to finish
-given up on someone
-listened to only immortal technique (revolutionary, Vol. 1... because it is significantly better that Vol. 2, with the exception of "obnoxious" and "freedom of speech")
-taken a lot more photos of stupid stuff around my house
-fucked up my neck from sleeping on the couch because spencer is a drunken asshole (love you spence)
-bought my first (and last) issue of cosmo
-put fake nails on
-took fake nails off (and ripped my real nails off in the process)
-heard from katie! yay.

this weekend was actually a much more condensed version of everything i've felt in the past month rolled into two days. some of you might know what that means and most of you probably wont but thats ok.

overall i'm pretty hopeful about things to come in the next few months. Maybe a bike, maybe a dog, definitely not a loft in liberty village but one can dream.

if anyone knows of artists who do really good traditional style tattoos please let me know. or link me to some of their work... i need to get some serious work done soon.

xo