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Monday, October 27, 2008


is the reason i love french canadian people.
the only reason.

Me: "Oh. no. but we aren't really pals, he has a new gf and stuff"
Dom: "Ok. Like a burrito, but with no bacon."
Me: "what?! what the.."
Dom: "hey stop it. don't pay no mind to the lynx roux"
Me: "what's a lynx roux"
Dom: "your dream animal"
Dom: "it's like a girl fondue"


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