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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

It's always super boggled my mind how someone can be two different people.
It occured to me today that my boss is infact a modern day case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, as she bought all of us extravagant christmas presents and referred to me as sweetie all day.
A Pedicure at the Prince Edward Spa (BALLIN'), a bottle of wine, a crab tree and evelyn travel package, and a bottle of champagne, as well as an early paycheque later made me realize this woman has me totally mind fucked and i have no idea if she hates me or loves me.

My mom informed me that i might be going to L.A. in january for free with my grandma. to see rich "aunty" Gillian Barberie and her model hubby and baby daughter ruby.
L.A.
Free
Rich "Aunty"
a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

I also got referred to as an ingrid bergman audrey hepburn hybrid by a certain adorbs dufferin station MC. i don't really see it but i'll definitely take it. it's definitely better that a "young geena davis", which i've been referred to as on more than one account. gross.

things are definitely looking up.
i was so caught up on old memories i forgot that half the fun of life is making new ones, with people who matter now, as opposed to those who mattered then.

whats up for new years?
xo

1 comment:

Lee Robert said...

Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn.

My word verification for this comment is 'toess', joookes.