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Monday, April 6, 2009

i have a problem.

I really like candy.
like.. yeah. i love candy. sour candy to be more specific, and in large quantities.

you know what else i like in large quantities?

saturday adam and i went to vaughn mills and spent money. remember these?

yeah. me too.
remember when i owned them in my size on clearance AND in black?


it's 10:50pm and i dont really know what to do with myself. i have to go try on clothes i bought to see if they're going to help me sell 23 dollar lunches.
or 26 even.
i wonder if i've madean outfit good enough to sell 26 dollar luncheons.

or, maybe i'll just eat sour warheads until my tongue bleeds.


1 comment:


dye your shoes red with your sour tongue blood plz.