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"Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see an Asian woman giving a hand job to a javelina, nothing else in the world seems crazy."

Friday, January 16, 2009

get learned!

so it's come to my attention recently that the general population of toronto isn't overly interesting to talk to.
So instead... i have spent my time this morning ignoring the phone, and avoiding the baptismal luncheon proposal of death to lurk out material objects that i want to own, to make this yearning for a deeper connection subside... even if only momentarily.
(this may seem like i'm very "woe is me" and unhappy....but i'm actually so stoked on life, you couldn't possibly fathom)

While hanging out at warped tour this year i was lurking the vans tent and came across a pair of adorable watermelon chukkas. I held off on buying them at the time hoping that i would be able to find them somewhere when i returned home, but i couldn't even lurk a PICTURE of them on the intronetz.

but ALAS! my months of regret and sadness are over.


You're allll going to think they're hideous. and i'm totally ok with that. SPRING 2009 WATERMELON CUTIE SHOES HERE I COME.

Now on the topic of shoes... i normally don't wear heels. and not just because i can't walk in them or they are never comfortable no matter what people tell me or what i put in them... but i recently bought a pair of Chinese Laundry winter boots with a little heel on them. WHO CARES. the point is... i've been lurking these weird red wedges for a long time now... not really sure if i could handle wearing them or pull them off...but upon more consideration i think i may invest.


















you're probably all going to think those are ugly too but once again, i pay no mind!
I would also like this:

For all those times i wish i were badass enough to pummel a grizzly bear! (or grow a beard)... a constant reminder on the front of my laptop! UN.
and just because everyone loves puppies....












Frankendog, Hot Dog, and Froggy Dog.
Boston terriers, but of course.
xo

1 comment:

Michael Graham said...

comin back with a bang!
those shoes are amazing
and that laptop thing is actually based on me.
Probably why you like it so much